Jul 20, 2007

Mommy Needs Dem Monkeys!





Hi Everybody, it's me Ollie. I have been doing a very bad thing since Mommy got back from her time in France. I have been jumping on the counter all the time. I used to do it a little but now I do it a lot. In fact, I've even taught my brother Mr. Chen to do it, too! Mommy gets very upset with me so I need to make it up to her. She LOVEESS monkeys. She loves them almost as much as she loves us kitties (but of course she could never love them more than that). So please, Laffin and Laffin... pick me to win them monkeys so I can give them to my mommy to make her not mad at me for jumping on the counter.

Thanks for your time and consideration! Ollie of Live, Love, Lick with Mr. Chen and Ollie http://chenandollie.blogspot.com/

21 comments:

Jaya said...

Oh my... sounds like Ollie
NEEDS those monkeys!!!!!!

I've never seen a contest
with such competition!!!
It hurts my brain to even
think about it. I'm going out
now to plant the cherry tomato
plants I just adopted.

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, Ollie! That's funny you and Mr. Chen are jumpin' onna countur! I love jumpin' onna countur, too!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Zelda and Ms tiger Woods said...

LOL WHERE did yer Momma git that hat??! My momma's nickname is Saucy Monkey.. she needs onna them!! :)

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Wow Ollie, I had NO idea you were such a troublemaker! Boy, you sure need the monkeys....after me, of course. ; )

Seriously tho, when mommy gets mad you need all da help you can get...I know, I speak from experience....

~Marie

Chen & Ollie said...

Mommy says her friend Dani gave her that hat from some place called Monkey Goods. They have all sorts of good monkey -lover merch. Wow, I think I'm going to ask mommy to get me that at fez

Game on, Marie, Donny, and Casey!! I need dem monkeys bad! ;-)

Purrs,
Ollie

Chen & Ollie said...

p.s. Marie, Donny, and Casey, your story of knocking over that prized orchid and lopping off its bloom is pretty bad, still. I'm sure you didn't mean to do that, though, right?!
Purrs,
Ollie

Mosaic Cats said...

Uh Oh...
A simian fetishist in the house.
That changes everything!

Pablo said...

Hi Ollie. I'm a counter-jumper, too. I understand the urge to jump on the counter. It's a whole nother level... sometimes with food up there! My counter is also a perfect thoroughfare between the kitchen and the living room. Who can resist? I don't know why beans get so hung up about it.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Wow, Ollie does need the monkeys - check out that hat!

Purrrrs, China Cat & Willow

parker said...

Dang, now this is breakin' my kitty heart - even though my Mommy gets squikked out over monkeys. Good luck guys!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Well Ollie...it was pretty bad, we never seen mommy so mad at us before (we used to do all the bad kitten things except climb curtains).

But, it sure is impressive that you even taught Mr. Chen to climb da counters!! Hehe!

Jeter and Mickey said...

deer ollie,
u make a verree good case fer winnin da monkeyz!
i wunder wut da judjez think uv it!
luv--yer frend--jh

The Cat Realm said...

Oh you little stinker you! That is outrageous. To put these ADORABLY CUTE little pictures of yourself on here which even make me go weak in the knees for your case when everybody KNOWS that I already claimed those monkeys! And don't forget: the maid not only loves monkeys, she STUDIED them! HA! Can't top that, right?
Anastasia
P.S.: If you don't tell ANYBODY - the maid agreed to send your Mom something else monkey if you just play it down a bit here. o.k.?

Skeezix the Cat said...

Yeah, but duz yer mom love munkeez so much that she eets Chunky Munkey ice kreem? Mr TF Duz!!! He eets the hole karton at one time!

Angus said...
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Angus said...

"No more Ollie's jumpin' on the counter" (instead of no more monkeys jumpin on the bed) :) Good Luck!

Angus

Mosaic Cats said...

Uh oh.
We just read Skeezix's comment about Chunky Monkey ice cream. We didn't even think of that. Mosaic Lady and Bianca eat a whole pint of that at one time too. Bianca eats most of it, of course. As a matter of FACT, there is precisely one full pint of it in the freezer this very moment, calling to Bianca.
How can we submit a WINNING Monkey entry in 3:45?
We'll think it over while Bianca sucks up her pint.

Kimo & Sabi said...

We all luvs monkeez!

Tyler said...

That hat prooves taht your mom looooooves monkies. Another very good reason.

Dragonheart said...

That's a great cap! :)

Caesar and Princess said...

Oh this is so cute and very convincing...

ouch... this is getting really hard.

~Princess