(or why I need them wooden monkeys)
This is my monkey
And my Monkey's gotta Mao.
I've played with him lots
And I've made him say Ow.
(Lots.)
He ain't got no legs
He's a double-amputee
So I need tuffer monkeys,
As you can surely see!
(*sniff*)
But don't get me wrong,
He's been pretty darned tuff!!
But 'cause he's made of cloth,
He just ain't tuff enuff.
(DAGNABBIT!)
That's why my purrfect monkeys
Are them monkeys made of wood
They can play fur years
Like all good monkeys should!
(BANZAI!)
And my Monkey's gotta Mao.
I've played with him lots
And I've made him say Ow.
(Lots.)
He ain't got no legs
He's a double-amputee
So I need tuffer monkeys,
As you can surely see!
(*sniff*)
But don't get me wrong,
He's been pretty darned tuff!!
But 'cause he's made of cloth,
He just ain't tuff enuff.
(DAGNABBIT!)
That's why my purrfect monkeys
Are them monkeys made of wood
They can play fur years
Like all good monkeys should!
(BANZAI!)
And it's efun bettur cuz they're Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil Monkeys! That means they won't tell on me when I'm naughty, hehehe.
Submitted for the kontest by Chairman MaoMao(MAOMAOMAO) at The Ballicus Blog.
Submitted for the kontest by Chairman MaoMao(MAOMAOMAO) at The Ballicus Blog.
18 comments:
HA! Another contestant for the monkeys? Don´t you read this blog? I already CLAIMED them!
And let me tell you: wood monkeys do NOT play well!
But your picture! WOW, I love it!!! If you´d be a ginger cat I would get ideas... But you are not. And I can´t stop tinking about that Monte....
Anyway - forget the monkeys, they are MINE!
Anastasia
Hi My Sweet Mao,
I hope you win love the Poem..Kisses your Ariel
deer chairman mao,
wutta grate poem ... but i wood onlee ekspect a grate poem frum u, az u ar developin into a first class poet yerself!
an dat'z a fabyoolus pikshur uv u! i think it'z yer best pikshur yet!
uh oh ... anastasia reelee wantz doze monkeyz ...
i wunder wut da judjez ar thinkin!
luv--jh
You're a good poet! And I know it! Ha!
Mao gets our vote! Oh wate, we can't vote...well, we like this entry anyway!
Wow, what a great poem Mao.
Tyler
Ha Ha Ha - we are laughing at that monkey poem. Mao is very funny thinking about blaming the monkeys when he's naughty. That's a good plan!
Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
Wow - Chairman MaoMaoMaoMaoMaoMao, your poem is amazing! I think you are almost as good as your sister Marilyn now!
~Marie
I think this was a great entry. Good luck playing with the monkeys!
I guess it's kinda weird and all to komment on my own entry, but I wanted to say that today my monkey lost onna his armies, too. Now he's a triple amputee, poor little fella.
Do youkitties think I play with him to ruff?
Kittyhugs and purrs to efurrybodies from MaoMao!
Awwww, Mao has a TRIPLE amputee for a monkey, this is so sad. I am glad I am not a judge!
Hi,
It's Ariel's mom just want to say Mao's a very sweet kitty hope he wins the monkeys.
Chairman Mao, I think yoo've got da kontest all sewn up..... this was a vary grate poem!!!!
Wow, Mao! Good Luck,
Angus
Hahahaha! We bet them monkeez would rat you out in a new york minute!
Mao, your eyes are glowing red! Very cute entry. :)
Mao, you are amazing. This is a superb poem
*~Princess
(who is this laffinanlaffin@blogspot??)
I love this picture!! I voting for Mao ;)
~Napoleon, Hunter, and the Momma~
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