congratulashunz to da winnerz!

congratulashunz to da winnerz uv da squillion contest!

dragonheart will be puttin hiz dad'z pikshur in da best budz frame an hiz dad will be puttin da frame on hiz desk!

pablo will be fillin da void in hiz life wid da dogzilla salt an pepper shakerz.

skeezix, mao, an rocky will be playin heer no evil, see no evil, an speek no evil wid da wooden monkeyz.

finallee ... da grand prize winner iz ikaika. congratulashunz ikaika ... u will be givin sum money to da charity uv yer choice!

thank u to evreecat dat participated in dis contest uv da milleneyum!

luv--jh

it'z a squillion contest ... an u can win a grate prize!

welcome to laffin an laffin'z squillion contest!

elijabilitee:

any cat, bun, d-o-g, creechur widda BLOG or a CATSTER id may submit a entree or a comment

how to enter:

1-go to blogger an log in wid email address laffincontest@gmail.com + passwerd: squillion

2-chooz da pikshur u luv da most...tell da judjez why u shood hav dat frend (da monkeyz, da dogzillaz, or da "best budz") uv laffin an laffin ... inna poem ...inna pikshur ...inna short paragraff ... wutever

3-submit yer entree inna post

4-sine yer entree wid yer name anna link to yer blog or yer catster paje.

winnerz an prizez:

dere will be 3 winnerz hoo will receive da "frend" uv dere choice + a prize pack.

dere will be 1 GRAND PRIZE WINNER, chozen at randum frum all da entreez an all da bloggerz an catsterz hoo comment on da entreez, hoo will win a sponsorship in dere name to "best friendz" ... or a $25.00 contribyooshun to a charity uv dere choice + a prize pack.

entree deadline:

da contest endz 11:59 EST--sunday, july 22, 2007

Artus Smellin Dem Monkeez

i smell dem monkeez

i want dem monkeez

dis is my noez
smellin monkeez:

Gimme dem monkees?

you no be lookin
at my noez boogers
jus give me dem monkeez

i no my noez
not singin n dancin
like dem multee meedia cats
dat wantz my monkees,
by my noez be
SMELLIN



i is Artus
send dem monkees to Jaya

Monkee Mantra

We is always saying to ourselves . . . WWJD (whut would Jeter do)? Then we turn to our grate life coach and brudder, Jeter. He is fearless, athletic, and has a grate attitude. So here is our Monkee Mantra that reminds us of how Jeter would handle things;

Monkeez, monkeez whut you hear:
Jeter Harris has no fear.

Monkeez, monkeez whut you see:
Jeter Harris in a tree.

Monkeez, monkeez whut you say:
life is never, never gray.

Life is grate!

Hahaha! We is laffin & laffin at ourselves cuz this was a silly entry! That’s whut happens when you has a good attitude . . . and is on NIP! It should go wifout sayin' that we likes da monkeez!

Submitted by Kimo & Sabi
http://catbanter.blogspot.com

Whap Them 'Til They Fall

Tho' other posts are funny,
sad, or crazy, or blue,
Those berdz should come to my house,
Cuz this is what they'll do.

The berdz will be filled with pictures,
of loved ones, small and tall,
and then I'll knock them over,
Looking down to watch them fall.

My mom will scold and scoop me
Up into her arms,
Replace the berdz upon their spot,
and tell me to stay far.

Their floofy heads will call me,
To whap them once or twice,
and then I know I'll nip them,
Baring them bald in a trice.

The faces they hold will be loved,
by Mom and me and all,
And though I'm told I'm not to,
They'll be whapped until they fall!

by Angus Mhor - http://heartfullocats.blogspot.com

Pablo's problem...

Lately, it doesn't matter what I do...

It doesn't matter where I go...

I just feel like there's something missing in my life.


... if only someone could help!

Cheers,
--Pabs
meowpablog.blogspot.com

Dragonheart's Entry: Best Buds

I would like to win the Best Buds picture frame.

Why? Because my dad and I are best buds, and I would love to put a photo of us in it.

My dad is a great guy. He loves me, plays with me, feeds me when I wake him up at O-Dark-30, cuddles with me, and is my best bud!

On top of all that, my dad serves as an officer in the Canadian Forces, serving his country. He has gone on missions all over the world, helping others, and willing to lay down his life for our freedom. He is a very special guy.


Dragonheart of Dragonheart's Domain

Heer No Evil, See No Evil, Speek No Evil

WE WUNT DA MUNKEEEZ! Cuz we ARE da munkeez!!!!

PLAY IT MICKEY!!! ===>

(klik to play)

Entrey by Skeezix the Cat, Maobert and Rocky the Gutter Cat:

blog.skeezixthecat.com
http://www.maobert.com/
http://www.rockytheguttercat.com/

Derby and Virginger - Best Budz

Hey I need that picture frame for a lovely reminder of me and my lovely Virginer, we are best budz.

Virginger holds the very greatest honor of being the ORIGINAL and FIRST SQUILLION. If it weren't for mum adopting her and introducing her to the rest of the Cat Blogoshpere, well, you might not have been adopted. Virginger was the pioneer for all of the rest of her huge litter getting adopted. Heck the demand was so great that a the had to develop virtual Squillions to meet the demand. That is why you now have Laffin, your lovely GINGER, virtual Squillion.
So here Virginger and I are in our first picture together. We look so good together. This was on Febuary 28, 2006. Which we now cellybrate Squillion Day on February 28
She makes furiend really easily, like here with Phat Flower Eric. We just sit and visit. Plus all of the others she asked mum to foster and find good homes for. So she is a good bud to all sorts of other kitties too.

While you look wonderful sitting in front of that frame, laffin an laffin,I think the yellow of the frame would look even better with a ginger kittie in front.

Whoa, that certainly turned things upside down. Hmmm. that isn't quite what I was looking for. Let's try this again.

A nice picture of Virginger and lets see what she would look like by that frame.

Not bad but she would look even better with her picture inside that frame. So we want the frame, thank you very much!

Derby, the Sassycat and Virginger the Squillion.
http://derbysassycat.blogspot.com/

Mommy Needs Dem Monkeys!

Hi Everybody, it's me Ollie. I have been doing a very bad thing since Mommy got back from her time in France. I have been jumping on the counter all the time. I used to do it a little but now I do it a lot. In fact, I've even taught my brother Mr. Chen to do it, too! Mommy gets very upset with me so I need to make it up to her. She LOVEESS monkeys. She loves them almost as much as she loves us kitties (but of course she could never love them more than that). So please, Laffin and Laffin... pick me to win them monkeys so I can give them to my mommy to make her not mad at me for jumping on the counter.

Thanks for your time and consideration! Ollie of Live, Love, Lick with Mr. Chen and Ollie http://chenandollie.blogspot.com/

Fwom the genius me....

Here's mine weason why I think I should have these d-o-gziwwa salt and pepper shaker fwiends.
Because mine Mummy does not have any salt and pepper shakers and when she puts salt into food, she uses a HUGE, and I mean HUGE spoon.
And as you know, I bewieve all of mine Mummy's food should be shared with genius me, this is usuawwy what happens to me when I've eatted the food which mine Mummy has put a genewous helping of salt into.
Yes. I faint fwom over-salting-of-genius-me.

So, for the sake of genius (and handsome) me, I think I ought to deserve the salt and pepper shaker fwiends.


This is Boy, by the way.
And mine bwoggy is at http://boybwog.blogspot.com

Not an entry, but Rexie has a Question...

Rexie-Puss could not sleep last night,
wondering about this.

So I promised him
I would make an inquiry
into this monkey business.

Thanks,

Jaya

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Say No Evil

Dear laffin and laffin,

We want to make new furriends with da wooden monkeys. In fact, we'd like to invite them to stay with us furever. That's right - right in our very own furever home with us!

First of all, there is three of us:


and there's three of them monkeys.

Secondly, we would each have a monkey furriend - so we would never fight!!!


...well, almost never.....


But most of all, we have seen mommy copy each of da wooden monkeys at some time or another:



especially when we're doing "exciting" stuff like:

- seeing a long line of barfed-up grass cuds
- hearin' all them crashin' and bashin' noises in our playfights
- or, our best one to date: droppin' her prized orchid plant and loppin' off its budding orchid bloom. A few choice phrases from da "bad werd" list escaped her lips before she realized it. Hee hee!

We would like to immortalize each of mommy's hand gestures and expressions in each of da wooden monkeys. That way, we can amuse ourselves to see how close we can get mommy to look like one of our monkey furriends....at least, before she comes after us with da water bottle.....

Yours truly,

Donny and Marie - http://mariethedefender.blogspot.com

and our big sis Casey - http://caseymeezerdiva.blogspot.com

PS. Thanks for da contest, Laffin and laffin! It'z cool!

hi Jeter and Laffin!!!

My name is Zelda Muffin, and my tabby sister is Ms. Tiger Woods. We are littermates, and Best Budz. Momma sez i'm a "few kibbles short of a meal" whatever dat means :) we'z ALWAYS togever.. and yes, i *do* look this goofy alla time! :)

So greetinz frum Canada, eh!

Zeldy (http://www.catster.com/cats/404968) and Ms. Tiger Woods :) (http://www.catster.com/cats/404988)

Dexter's Wish

I wish with all my tiny fury heart to win the best buds frame so that i can put this picture in it. This is the last picture my mommy took of me with my best buddy , my brother Pete, before he disappeared. I miss him lots and lots. I hope the judges see this picture and know how much it would mean to me. Thank you.
Love,
Dexter
From : Purrfect Chaos

Best Buddies: an Etheree

Best
Buddies
Picture frame
Will hold Mickey's
Picture like he holds
My heart. Mancat Blue and
Lady Pink on the same frame
Cannot part. That's how I see our
Bond, strong as oak and warm as sunshine,
Solid as the wall where Mickey lounges.

Submitted by Marilyn MonREOW.

Boogers, Hondo and Fido pick...

"d-o-gzilla salt an pepper shakerz" as our favorite picture. We hope we win this mainly because... When our humans eat their meals at the table, often the salt shaker is GONE!! MISSING IN ACTION!! And who gets the blame? Yup, us cats. You see, Fido sometimes likes to knock things off the table. Mom is always picking up salt from the table, so it would be nice... Furrr once.. If we could blame our sister, Snooper, aka THE DOG furrr the missing salt!! The salt and pepper shaker is of a icky slobbering DOG!! Wouldn't it be pawsome to blame a DOG furrr OUR doings! MWHAHAHAHA This is why you should pick us!!

Also because Jeter is a yankee fan like us :)
Here is our catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/347487

here da entree frum tobias

i iz tobias dreamtree panther
i can has dat best budz
pikshur frame pleez?

my human iz jaya.
she gots cat on her hed.

A Mao and His Monkey and a Monkey and His Mao

(or why I need them wooden monkeys)

This is my monkey
And my Monkey's gotta Mao.
I've played with him lots
And I've made him say Ow.

(Lots.)

He ain't got no legs
He's a double-amputee
So I need tuffer monkeys,
As you can surely see!

(*sniff*)

But don't get me wrong,
He's been pretty darned tuff!!
But 'cause he's made of cloth,
He just ain't tuff enuff.

(DAGNABBIT!)

That's why my purrfect monkeys
Are them monkeys made of wood
They can play fur years
Like all good monkeys should!


(BANZAI!)

And it's efun bettur cuz they're Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil Monkeys! That means they won't tell on me when I'm naughty, hehehe.

Submitted for the kontest by Chairman MaoMao(MAOMAOMAO) at The Ballicus Blog.

Top 5 Reasons Why Mosaic Cats Should Win the Frame

1) Because you are the contest host with the most, JH, and we thought of you and your squillion last week when we posted this. See the subtly implied homage in how we spelled "laugh"? We thought of you because you are a very funny cat, and so was Walter.

2) Because we don't have anything given to us by a squillion in our new NC house. Or in any of our houses. Anywhere. Ever.

3) Mosaic Lady has a bazillion photos of Tubbo Walter sitting around waiting to be framed. Her excuse? "I don't have any new frames worthy of his image." Doggie dookie!!

4) Putting this last photo ever taken of Walter and his dawg in this frame from you would make the Mosaic Lady smile when she looked at it instead of crying. It would warm and lift her heart and not hurt it.

5) Putting this photo of Walter and his dawg in this frame from you would make the dawg smile and laff an laff when she looked at it because Walter was her Best Budz EVER and she misses him fiercely.

We believe we've made our case. OH YEAH! We got our own CATS ONLY blog just this week and it would be so cool for us to brag about winning this from you on our new blog. Imagine the clout we'd carry in the blogging cat universe! That can be our bonus reason for winning the frame, 'kay?

Daisy's Entry

Here is my entry for the very fabulous wooden monkeys! I really need these monkeys because I am having serious trouble with my monkey friend, George Jr. Actually, George Jr. is not a very good friend, because he SEES evil, he SPEAKS evil, and he HEARS evil. So I think the see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil monkeys can teach George Jr. some good lessons. Before it's too late!

Here is George Jr. He is seeing something very evil. My Spot #13! George Jr., GET AWAY FROM THERE! He loves to SEE evil.

George Jr. is always trying to tell me evil tales, too. Because he always SPEAKS evil! Even though I am trying not to listen.

Finally, George Jr. is a bad influence on me because I tell him very evil things to get him to leave me alone. And he HEARS the evil!

Here is a link to my blog, Daisy the Curly Cat.

I'm Entering For My Daddy - His Mental Health Is at Stake

Pictured below are just a few of the kitties in our home.

I want to see my Daddy win the d-o-gzillaz. He says he is surrounded by cats. He is right. I would like to surprise my Daddy and be able to give him a couple of woofies to look at when he is making dinner for us. They would like O Hi O! We would give them a great home! And Daddy used to have a woofie that looked a lot like them! AND Daddy is a very good cook!

Thanks for having this contest - it's fun!

Submitted by

Perfectly Parker - http://www.perfectlyparker.blogger.com