A Mao and His Monkey and a Monkey and His Mao

(or why I need them wooden monkeys)

This is my monkey
And my Monkey's gotta Mao.
I've played with him lots
And I've made him say Ow.

(Lots.)

He ain't got no legs
He's a double-amputee
So I need tuffer monkeys,
As you can surely see!

(*sniff*)

But don't get me wrong,
He's been pretty darned tuff!!
But 'cause he's made of cloth,
He just ain't tuff enuff.

(DAGNABBIT!)

That's why my purrfect monkeys
Are them monkeys made of wood
They can play fur years
Like all good monkeys should!


(BANZAI!)

And it's efun bettur cuz they're Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil Monkeys! That means they won't tell on me when I'm naughty, hehehe.

Submitted for the kontest by Chairman MaoMao(MAOMAOMAO) at The Ballicus Blog.